MS Dhoni and the Orient PSPO Commercial

You have noticed the MS Dhoni's Orient PSPO ceiling fan commercial,  haven't you? Okay now, come on! please don't say no! I bet, almost a small million of the hundred thousand trillion Indians would have seen it. Lol. Ha ha ha ha ha! Now, being a huge Dhoni fan, I must not say that it is the dumbest commercial ever, but it really sucks. It sucks more than a vacuum cleaner, in fact! And by chance, if any of you lazy, dull, uninteresting and boring mankind haven't noticed the advertisement yet, let me explain to you what it's all about.

The ad shows a family of four sitting under a fully rotating ceiling fan (with no work at all to do), sweating badly, cursing the heat and gasping for air. The ceiling fan is rarely of use for them as it fails to provide them with sufficient air (Indian summer. Oh God, save us!) Suddenly, out of nowhere, Dhoni appears like a shaktimaan (obviously rotating faster than the fan above) and advices them to use the Orient PSPO ceiling fans. Completely awed by the Godly figure that entered their house like a tornado out of nowhere, they smile, suddenly looking as fresh as a daisy; the sweat disappearing. (It is left on us to understand that they've already installed the Orient PSPO fans) Dhoni smiles, tears a piece of papaer (depicting, that they no longer have to pay big power bills!) and suddenly he's off. So that's basically the whole ad.

Now, tell me Mr. Dhoni, if you could really spin like the shaktimaan, why the hell would you endorse a bloody ceiling fan? Why don't you hang yourself toes-up, heads-down on the ceiling and give them some air? Cos you obviously were faster than the fan when you gave that 'divine' entry in the ad. And if in any case, you need any tips on how to spin faster, then the grand old shaktimaan is always there. You soon will be worshiped like your buddy mate.

One more damn interesting thing is that if you just wanted to show us that these fans could reduce the cost, then why the hell would you tear the electricity bill into pieces and act like you don't even have to pay once you buy these freaking fans? Cos, let me tell you, your buddy shaktimaan,doesn't need any energy to run on. He just needs to transform into a lame, funny, bunny-toothed nerd to breathe and he's back to normal. He saves lot of power, mind you! So most probably, tearing off the bill would most probably suit if you endorse shaktimaan. Lol. Ha ha ha ha ha!

P.S. - SORRY SHAKTIMAAN!